Friday, April 10, 2009

Some stuff from my old blog

Insanity. Pass it on! A message from the foundation for a crazier world. . . .

1.At lunch time,sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.Page yourself over the intercom. Dont disguise your voice.
3.Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want frys with that.
4.Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."
5.put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso
6.In the memo field of all your checks wwrite "for smuggling dimonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophercy."
8.Dont use any punctuation.
9.As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12.Sing alone at the opera.
13.Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems dont rhyme?
14.put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attened their party because you'er not in the mood.
16.Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name rock bottom.
17.When the money comes out the ATM scream "I won! I won!"
18.When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "run for your lives, there loose!"
19.Tell your children over dinner "due to the Economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20.And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity........Repost this on your blog to make somebody else smile

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